Two Rednecks decide They Would Hold Up Ma and Pa Stores. One Redneck Was From Texas and The Other Was?

from Mississippi. The Texan would charge into the store and yell "Give me all the money out of the register, I'll take a 12 pack of beer and 2 sandwiches to go." The cashier would say "Oh my God, he's from Texas, you know he's serious, give it to him..." After the hit about 6 places, the redneck from Mississippi asks "How do they know you are from Texas?" The Texan replies "It's my accent, they know who I am as soon as they hear my accent". So, they agree to let the Miss. Redneck hold the shotgun at the next robbery. The Redneck runs in and yells "Give me all the money out of the register, I'll take a 12 pack of beer and 2 sandwiches to go." The cashier replied, "You must be from Mississippi." The robber asked "How do you know that, from my accent?" The cashier said "No, this is a hardware store, you as*hole."